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A writer-man who has a bad habit of mixing his fact and his fictions. Let's his ideas get ahead of him but still attempts to make work consistent and enjoyable. I mostly write Super-Heroes, Government Conspiracies and FactXFiction is my OTP forever.
What's under the bandages? Skin.
Are you open for Trades? YES, always. I just don't accept them all.
Are you open for Commissions? Yes, I've yet to refuse one.
Do you do requests? Not always but I usually have UNIQUE journals that let people get free stories.
Where do I start on your stories? There's quite a lot. Yes there are, thanks. All of my FOLDERS IN the gallery are organized in linear order so just open any of them and start with the first one. Start with Year of Theft or Year of Fire- or just read the shorts. My stories are like comics, pick one up and you can start there.
Can I ask you to critique my cast/writing? I've heard you do that. ABSOLUTELY I will do that for you. I am not gentle, but am only one man with one opinion. But I'm always happy to help.
Do you skype/discord/teamspeak? I do. But you gotta level up our relationship to level 5 to get that stuff.
Do you have CHARACTER BIOS!? I do click the website link to go to the LIVE BIO BIBLE, which I update when able. You can EVEN highlight stuff to ask questions, wouldn't that be fun?
You know the rule, I updated the page I get to write a new journal full of words designed to convey information. I read somewhere once that some people think that's all we are, information. We're chunklets of random information floating in a meat-substrate and encased in calcium security to stop us from being hacked. That our perception of the world is entirely based on our limited ability to see beyond ourselves, that we might be two dimensional shapes that view our world as three dimensional as that's how we interpret the information of space around us.
People also say time is shaped like crystals though. So we're all mad as fucking badgers.
I love that about science, I couldn't learn it. I barely understood physics and chemistry was fun because they let me make jelly babies scream, lord the things a therapist will hear me say one day before they throw me in a fancy room. But I love how science sounds. I adore how it sounds. Science Fiction writing and indeed a lot of the weirder stuff I have happen in my stories is me reading about weird science and having characters act like my faulty understanding is perfectly sound. Let that be a lesson; mad science is just how science talks after a fourth of Jackie D and a handful of ambien.
Wait there was supposed to be a point to all this- oh yes right, updates.
New Followers & Reading Order
I have no idea how or why but I've recently got about twenty new followers in the last month or so, that's pretty amazing considering all I do is write down words and leave comments all over the place that comprise of more words. So foremost thanks very much for taking the time to watch me scribble things onto a slate of information, it's made me quite happy that I can hopefully entertain you. As ever the biggest question I get is-
"What the fuck is wrong with your accent?" I'm Scottish. But the second most common is. "You've wrote a lot where do I start?" The best answer is anywhere you want. My gallery is sorted, not in the featured state but that thing is a whorish monster. Up the left side are the gallery folders the top 3 are the current "PRIME" story arc of my setting. The top story being the first "Year" followed by "year 2" and "Tsuchi" is where we currently are.
After that are folders that have no real canon order but are either fun side stories, crossovers or things that occur at a random interval on the timeline and so can be read in most any order you want. All of the sub folders and galleries are sorted in chronological order so you start with the first one and work right. I hope this helps some of you out and if you have questions or worries, please comment, I won't bite your head off. I'm not nearly as scary as the rumours will insist I am.
With Redd part 3 we are now into part 8 of Tsuchigumo which means we still have a ways to go before we get out of this strange nest of clones and weirdness. For anyone keeping count we have a prologue and then the 3 current stories (Redd, Nathan and Felicity) each of which are 5 parts long. Then we have Louis which will be 5 parts long with a final epilogue to tie us all up. That means there's still plenty left to come but I hope people are enjoying it.
I enjoyed writing up a lot of the cameos in the Redd section, it's nice to work with a lot of these characters. I do enjoy working with the vast majority of them but at the same time there was supposed to be a couple more that were pulled at the last moment, a shame but it happens. That said I'm not sure I'll open the doors quite this wide again for as much as I've loved getting to mess with a lot of these characters and using them creatively. There's been a few instances of hurt feelings. Despite me saying outright this would be a series in which people would look cool but be eventually hit in the face by a horrifyingly busted character, I've had a few people get annoyed their character was not given fifty blow jobs and made the start of the story. So yeah.
I've done what I can with these characters, I know they aren't mine and I appreciate being given the reigns with them. But when the character doesn't have much going on I'm not going to invent shit for people, I'm not going to "Ellis-ify" them and make them all flashy and new and amazing to keep people interested in them. I'm not gonna Moon Knight your D-stringers people, not without a lot of incentive.
So I might limit the intake next time I do some mass cameos like this or...REALLY...tell people what's going to happen. Like I thought I was super clear but apparently people read cameo and miss "getting punched in the face." written right after it.
The next part of Tsuchigumo will be Nathan Part 3- The Monster Stirs. In which Nathan is going to do awful things to several rocket-biker Yakuza Cyborgs and start to solve the mystery of boss Boso's missing child. Not to mention maybe Louis will finally show up!? He's been pretty absent in Nathan's parts, hasn't he?
I'm looking forward to getting to Nathan, he's a real fun guy to write. I also enjoy the style I use for him, the very casual tone punctuated by bizarre dips into his extra-sensory organs and his bizarrely indepth knowledge on strange stuff. Nathan is a lot of fun and I feel like I'll need to find more excuses to write him up front...but am aware the more I do that the less people will be afraid of him when he starts vomiting radiation at other characters.
Ah the struggle of making characters, you want people to fear them but also want people to know that LORD SLASHKILL is an avid stamp collector.
Also this might be the last chance here- We're still looking for HERO characters to cameo in the Felicity side story. We're soon to have a big hero shindig adn we're looking for heroes great and small to show up at a party and do their level best to keep Louis Niccals from getting himself killed by the villains ALSO at this party. It's hard to be a hero when the guy you're trying to save finds danger to be his only reason to get out of bed.
Got a hero? Want in?
Leave their name in the comments. Tell us what they do. I Guarantee a few lines and them getting to hit someone in the face, maybe 2 someones!?
I think. I'm gonna start handing people waivers, you know? I get sick of saying this but I'm very bored being asked to give critiques and advice and criticism when clearly all people want is for me to tell them it's perfect or that I'm going to do it for them. Honestly the more people i get say "I LOVE THIS, THANKS FOR TELLING ME THINGS!" the more individuals slowly grow to hate me and want to have me shot by a group of well trained snipers that dress like birds.
I think I'm gonna get a waiver for people to sign, tell them they can't love it and then decide to hate it and start screeching. Also that they can't then start using the advice I gave them months later and act like they came up with it themselves.
Getting real sick of that one too.....
ANY lets wrap up with Commissions and Trades and a music video, yeah?
Commissions And Trades
Hey these are now open all the time- cause jobs and me are going through a rough period.
When it comes to Art-Trades I work on the basics of I give as good as I get. If you ask for something I'll do it to the best I can and I expect that in return. I've written 20 page stories and gotten full colour drawings of characters in return and that's fine with me. If you want to do a trade or work on something approach me- I won't know what you want unless ya tell me homie. Also up for collaborative projects, those are fun.
TRADE SPOTS OPEN 1. 2. 3.
As for Commissions-
My rates have not changed. It's $5 per 500 words but you don't pay the inbetweens. I.e. 1590 words =$15 and 2450 words = $20 If you want a comic-Book/Radio Drama series from me it is $3 per page with a minimum of at least 5 pages per production
For my services you get a full draft, total viewing privileges AS I WRITE IT so you can critique it each step of the way, a full re-edit once a draft is complete and a personal copy of your own of course. Some of my commissioned work can be seen here I'd show you scripted work but I can't until permission is granted from previous owners or the production comes out.